Can’t deal with the cold? It's time to rediscover your busy bathing schedule

It’s far too freezing to go out, so instead stay in and indulge yourself with a daily regime this winter

I cannot deal with the cold weather. Please, save me.
Me, my desk

I don’t know if I have made it clear enough in my several thousand other columns on this subject, but I really, really hate winter. Some people get apple cheeks and cosy knitwear; I have a permanent cold and am permanently cold. If I have a cinematic alter ego, it’s Sanka Coffie (Doug E Doug), the dreadlocked bobsledder in the 90s classic, Cool Runnings (all movies with John Candy are classic, don’t @ me), when he comes out of the ice-cream truck in which he has been locked so as to acclimatise to cold weather. The camera pans to him shivering miserably, his dreadlocks so frozen they snap off.

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from The Guardian http://bit.ly/2BaE5PX

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