I’m an EU citizen with an Android phone – I’ve hit the jackpot! | Marie Le Conte

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The Home Office is so comically incompetent, you can only apply for UK residency on Androids. I spy a business model …

Years of struggle have come to an end; finally, after a decade of taunting, my people’s time has come. It has not been easy, being mocked for the apps we inexplicably cannot get, and the Instagram pictures we post that look like they were taken by a drunk child, but now Android users have the upper hand.

Maybe I should take the comical incompetency of the Home Office more seriously. It is, after all, somewhat bonkers that EU citizens in the UK (of which I am one) are only able to apply for residency on one type of smartphone, but if Brexit Britain has taught me anything, it is to look for the silver linings.

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from The Guardian http://bit.ly/2FZTDdo

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